WWE Money In The Bank 2011 : Full Result

1. CM Punk def. John Cena (New WWE Champion)

I’m not a Cena fanfag! So, of course la gua nak tengok WWE Champion selain dari Cena. Kronologi match Punk-Cena, macam nie: CM Punk dah nak habih contract, tapi dia dapat title shot untuk challenge Cena di MITB 2011. Vince McMahon offered Punk a new contract, but Punk didn’t even think about honoring the new offer. Punk jugak mengugut akan simpan title WWE tu, along with his coming expirated contract. So, Vince agak rage disitu. Sebagai modal tak pueh hati, Vince menggugurkan Punk sebagai members of WWE.

Cena agak bengang bila Vince suka-suka hati menggantung employees, as from his personal prespective, Vince didn’t respect his athletes. Cena jugak mengungut Vince, demanding that Vince should reinstate Punk into the WWE roster, or else dia akan walk out from WWE, leaving the RAW faction heavyweight title uncrowned. Vince agak terkedu as his “Big-Shot” superstar akan blah dari WWE. Yer la, sapa nak layan wrestling kalo Cena takde, kan? (Faggg…) Vince terpaksa akur dengan  Cena, and that’s has made him look like a bootlicker.

But, Vince will always be Vince. Punk has reinstated back into the rosters, but under one condition. If Punk walks out from MITB as the new WWE Champion, Cena will get fired! Huh! Dramatik, kan?

So, MITB 2011. Cena dah kalah. Ikut jalan cerita, Cena akan dipecat. We’ll see on tonight’s RAW cemana.

2. Christian def. Randy Orton (New World Heavyweight Champion)

Wohoo! Captain Charisma is back! This match was held into one special stipulation. Kalo Orton get himself disqualified, not only he lost the match, but the Heavyweight title jugak akan bertukar tangan. Gua bajet semua orang tau Orton ada move yang sangat sadis, “Head Punt”. Ramai superstar pernah ‘berehat panjang’ bila terkena move nie. Gaya sepakan Orton nie macam Percy Mongomery sepak bola rugby convert. Gilababeng! Christian memang cari jalan nak buat Orton disqualified. Cara dia mudah, Orton nak head punt, but Christian mengelak dan terkena ‘telor’ beliau. So, reff considered that was totally a low blow. So, disqualified! Gyeahhh!

Gua tak benci Orton pun, tapi macam gua pernah cakap, watak baik tak sesuai pegang Championship lama-lama. LOL!

Apa? Tak kenal sape Percy Montgomery? Google la, jangan malas sangat.

3. Alberto Del Rio won the Raw Money in the Bank Ladder Match

Shit! Gua dah agak tahun nie memang storyline pasal Alberto Del Rio. Sejarah Money In The Bank nie sejak diperkenalkan, sapa menang briefcase, dah tentu-tentu dia akan jadi Champion. Anytime jer dia bleh cash-in. Stakat nie takde lagi la superstar yang kalah match masa cash-in the briefcase. So, anggaplah lepas nie next WWE Champion anda adalah, Albertoooooooo Delll Riiiooooo………. *sighs*

4. Daniel Bryan won the SmackDown Money in the Bank Ladder Match

Defak? Daniel Bryan? What da heck? Takkan dia nie future World Heavywight Champion kot? He’s not even in the heavyweight class. Shit! Argh..ini sangat mindfuck.

5. Mark Henry def. Big Show

Clash of the Gargantuans. Honest speaking, gua tak look forward sangat match nie. Sebab biasanya match-match yang melibatkan big guys nie memang boleh buat gua menguap. Nak-nak plak pace diorang teramatlah slow. Breathing technique pun dah sekuat enjin backhoe. For this match, Mark Henry emerged as the winner as he managed to pummel Show’s ability to stand. Dah tahu Big Show penah injured kat kaki, memang lubuk Mark Henry la. At the end of this match, Big Show terpaksa dipapah keluar. Injured teruk sangat. Well done Mark, you’re truly the World Strongest Man, enuff said!

6. Kelly Kelly def. Brie Bella

Match-match divas nie gua tak amek port sangat. Lantak la sapa pun nak menang pun. 

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