WWE Summerslam 2011 : Full Result

1. CM Punk def. John Cena, Alberto Del Rio cashed in RAW Money in the Bank briefcase (New Undisputed WWE Champion)

Nightmare gua sudah jadi kenyataan. Argh, ini sangat mindfuck!

Match untuk menentukan the true undisputed WWE Champion, since ada 2 champs dalam 1 masa. Dari awal lagi, gua bajet Punk mesti bleh kalahkan Cena (yeah, since I’m not a Cena fanfag), and I was right. Punk did beat Cena in that match, and suddenly the match was distracted by Kevin Nash. He emerged from the crowd and membelasah Punk & Cena sampai lembik! Champien kalo dah lembik, senang la diambil kesempatan oleh pemegang briefcase RAW Money in the Bank untuk dicashkan. Dan Alberto Del Rio (as expected) took this opportunity to knock the sub-concious Punk, to win his first WWE Championship.

“Winner of this match, and the newwwwwwwww WWE Champion, Albertooo Del Riiiiiooooooo” – Suara Justin Roberts

Cis! Alberto is the current WWE Champs? Gua emo....

2. Rey Mysterio, Kofi Kingston & John Morrison def. The Miz, R-Truth & Alberto Del Rio.

Kalo dalam Naruto, match nie kira macam ‘filler’ la. Tapi, yang bestnya, Shaman of Sexy aka John Morisson teamed up with Rey Mysterio and Kofi. Err, gua tak minat sangat Kofi, sebab character dia jenis-jenis suka meminta simpati crowd (Jenis-jenis HBK jugak). But damn, Alex Riley takde la plak dalam PPV kali nie. Gua bajet dia mesti jadi break-out star lepak dia buat hal dengan The Miz. Nahh, just to wrap it up, the good team has defeated the not-so-good team. Well done, Rey! (via top rope frog-splash on R-Truth)

3. Randy Orton def. Christian in a No-Holds Barred Match (New World Heavyweight Champion)

Randy Orton became the new World Heavyweight Champion. Match nie jenis No-Holds Barred. Maknanya, segala apa jenis blunt weapon bleh pakai untuk membantai. Tak disqualified. Tong sampah, Singapore Cane, Baseball bat, Steel pipe. Semua legal.

4. Mark Henry def. Sheamus (by count-out)

Gua fan Sheamus. Yeah, I’m a big fan of this pale-gross looking Celtic Knight. Dia punya Brogue Kick dia memang superb. Walaupun nampak macam ordinary bicycle kick, tapi Sheamus execute dengan sedikit leaping ability. Tu yang buatkan signature move nie nampak sungguh superb! Please find ‘brogue kick’ on youtube. Then, you’ll know what I’m talking about. Takde la gua cakap sorang-sorang. Heh!

Tapi, match dengan Mark Henry nie bukan tandingan dia la. Mana bleh Warrior lawan Silverback Gorilla. Memang tapau arr. Tapi, baca dari official WWE web, Mark Henry menang via Count Out. Kalo jenis-jenis menang simple nie, gua bajet Sheamus kena ‘World Strongest Slam’ atas meja commentator, then referee started counting, and Sheamus failed  to crawl himself back to the ring. Easy win.

5. Wade Barrett def. Daniel Bryan

Match nie gua bajet Barret menang mudah. And memang betul pun Barrett menang mudah. Daniel Bryan memang takleh compete physically dengan Barret nie. Nak fight pun, terpaksa guna leaping ability dengan aerial skills la. Tactical versus Brawler, memang lunyai arr Bryan. Cemana la mamat nie bleh jadi Smackdown Mr.Money in the Bank? Tak logic…tak logik.

*Barrett punya ‘wasteland’ adalah finisher paling bodoh selepas Cena’s Attitude Adjustment. Simple dan bodoh. Tengok pun dah tau tak sakit langsung. Huh!

  

6. Divas Champion Kelly Kelly def. Beth Phoenix

Macam biasa, gua tak amik port match-match Divas nie. Nak-nak plak bulan puasa. Mengurangkan pahala posa jer!

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