Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Artikel Sempoi #1: Kenapa tak boleh repair komputer secara FREE


Bila gua tengah berserabut pasal Exchange Server, satu-satunya web yang akan gua refer adalah Experts-Exchange. Laman web nie lah antara sumber-sumber rujukan gua everytime gua ada terima complaint dari User yang Outlook mereka tengah kucar-kacir sampai email pun tak masuk. Basically, website nie tak pernah fail dalam memberikan gua idea untuk memfixingkan (memfixingkan) isu-isu yang berkenaan dengan email.

Hari ni, masa tengah belek-belek website tersebut, gua terjumpa satu artikel yang gua rasa sangat terpalit dekat muka gua. Artikel ni bertajuk:

WARNING: 5 Reasons why you should NEVER fix a computer for free.

Artikel ini ditulis oleh one of the moderator of Experts-Exchange iaitu Dr.Damnit. Peh, nama pun dah ganas. Apatah lagi artikel beliau. Gua perasan sebelum-sebelum ni pun dia ada banyak post artikel. Tapi semuanya mengenai mailbox migrations, useful MAPI component dan bla...bla...bla. 

Apa yang membuatkan benda nie terkena kat gua? Kerja gua dalam bidang IT nie, bukan sahaja berkaitan dengan Server dan BlackBerry Connectivity, tapi Desktop pun gua buat technical support juga kenkadang. Bila sebut desktop support, gua bajet lu orang boleh agak apa yang gua dealing sebenarnya. Screen tak boleh keluar gambar la, PC kena virus la, battery terkeluar lepas tu hook battery patah tak boleh insert balik la, windows corrupt sebab tersalah delete registry la, mintak wipe-out data la hingga membawa kepada full-format. Biasanya, bila benda-benda nie berlaku dalam opis, of course la gua tak boleh tolak walaupun gua boleh sebenarnya! Tapi, bila gua tolak dengan alasan bongkak, memang KPi gua end-up macam setan lah!

Itu bila berlaku dalam opis. Bila berlaku di luar opis, lain pula ceritanya. Kadang-kadang gua dapat phone call dari member gua ajak minum dekat TAQWA. Gua pun eksaited lah. Orang nak belanja minum kot! Tapi, tup tup! Mereka sentiasa berselindung di sebalik awan nano yang datang tiba-tiba. Bak kata omputih, 'Got Prawn Behind The Stone'. Mereka datang bukan sekadar hendak hang-out dengan gua, tetapi sebaliknya ada laptop seketul tersandung di belakang. Tapi, gua tak kesah. Member punya pasal, gua fix ajer tanpa mengomel. Tapi, biasanya gua tak charge langsung sebab....yelah, member,kan?

Gua dapat rasa Dr.Damnit nie tahu gua dah melanggar etika seorang brader IT. Tu pasal tup-tup dia keluarkan artikel yang seakan memerli gua (perasan!) Artikel ini mendesak gua yang gua tak boleh kasik free-free sahaja servis gua nie, sebaliknya gua perlu meminta bayaran. Kalau gua dah register syarikat sendiri (which I did..), gua sebetulnya perlu mengeluarkan invois terhadap servis yang gua dah berjaya laksanakan. Sebabnya:

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1) You Break it You Bought it.

When you sit down to fix a problem that presented as a simple one you are creating a contract. Not a legal contract, but a social one. The computer owner is trusting their computer with you. It's their baby, and you're the doctor. So you sit down, and begin to fix a problem.

In the process, something else breaks. You fixed one thing, but something else goes awry. What's the best part? Neither you nor the user notice it is broken until a day later when they call you to blame you for breaking something else.

"I thought you were going to fix it." They complain.

This is the primary reason you charge money to fix something. You break it, you bought it. The user / owner will expect you to warranty your service even though THEY received all the value of your time, and you received nothing in exchange.



2) People don't respect things that are free.

I learned that quote from a man who runs a non-profit organization. Image that. A man who solicits donations for a living candidly told me "people don't respect things that are free." You know what? He's right.

Free advice. Free upgrade. Free entry. None are valued. Free advice is seldom wanted. Free upgrade was something you were going to get anyway. Free entry? The band playing tonight must not be any good.

People associate the value of service with the amount of money that is exchanged for it. How else do you think that lawyer can get away with charging $400 an hour? People naturally make the assumption that if it costs an arm and a leg, then it must be worth it.

So, if customers and friends will assume that the most expensive car is the best one, what will they assume of the free car? Do you want the heart surgeon who charges $500,000 per surgery or the one who works for beer to operate on your mother?



3) They will expect it forever.

In law, the concept of a precedent is vitally important. Judges and lawyers look to previous cases to decide what the interpretation of the law was because if a case was settled one way before, chances are, it will be settled that way again.

Gamblers playing craps look at the past behavior of the dice to, mistakenly, assume that the good luck will continue.

Users will figure if you fixed it once for free, you'll do it forever for free. There is no reason why they should respect the thousands of hours you have spent learning and researching the art of computer science. There is no reason that they should respect the certifications you hold. There is no reason that they should honor your abilities by paying your fees. Why? Because you did it for free. Once!

When they come back and you try to get fees, they will meet you with resistance in the form of guilt. "I thought we were friends" they cry. "You didn't charge me anything last time." They argue.

Setup the expectation that they are going to pay (or barter) from the onset. Demand the respect that you deserve. Make sure they understand you are a professional. After all, that is the difference between a professional and an amateur. Professionals get compensated for their skills.



4) The demands will only grow with time.

Give them an inch, and they will take you through three operating system upgrades, two virus infections, and a crashed hard drive. Once you've set the precedent and created the expectation that you are their knight in shining armor, they will begin to call you for everything. They will suck up your time and resources. They will not be grateful. They will involve you in 30 minute hypothetical conversations then disagree with your expertise.



5) It Weakens Your Backbone

Working for free is not only unprofitable, it weakens your constitution as a professional consultant. For many consultants, asking for money is difficult. They email out a silent invoice after the fact and hope they get paid. This practice can lead to unbalanced books, debt, and a going out of business sign. The simple fact is: if you don't ask for your money, you're not going to get paid. No one just hands out checks.

Setting up the expectation, especially when you fix a computer for the first time for a client, is vitally important in establishing boundaries that ensure you are paid in a timely fashion. Working for free, throwing out freebies, "comp"-ing your time hurts your ability to ask for the sale. It hurts your credibility because the client will assume that if you're not charging them for a given task, you didn't know what you were doing or you made mistakes.

It may give you butterflies, but ask for the money. Do it openly and notoriously. Your clients will take it as a sign of confidence.


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OK, maaf sebab gua main kopi-pes saja kelima-lima item(s) straight dari artikel. Ini kalau dalam etika blogger, gua dah dikira salah besar jika gua tak letak link-back. Virtual-Theft orang kata. Malas juga gua nak elaborate satu-satu. Tapi, main sub-topic on each number tu gua rasa memang berpadanan dan berpatutan.

So, in the end. Should I do it for free? Honestly, gua depend kepada situasi. Kalau jenis yang suka take advantage atas ke'kompetensi'an gua, memang gua charge lu orang sampai lu orang menangis. Tapi, kalau jenis yang hormat dan faham dasar profesionalism, ada masanya gua kira halal la.

Tapi, sedikit sebanyak, gua tak setuju sikit dengan Dr.Damnit ni sebenarnya. Mungkin dia tak pernah dengar  perkataan 'karma' kot? Buat baik terhadap orang, perkara yang baik mungkin akan berlaku kepada kita. Tapi kalau kita buat jahat dekat orang, Karma will straight-away fuck you in the arse!


Kenapa gua cakap macam tu?

Banker Permatang Pauh

Dulu gua selalu fixed laptop dia yang super-masalah. Dan gua tak pernah kenakan sebarang bayaran pun. Cuma adalah dia belanja gua sate sekali sekala.

Last-last, jadi bini gua.

Amacam? *angkat-angkat kening*

(Strategy bhai....strategy.....)



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Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Pemeriksaan Kesihatan



“So, doktor…apa sebenarnya masalah saya nie?” Tanya gua yang sedikit curious.

Doktor Liew  terdiam. Mungkin terpaku dengan pertanyaan gua tadi. Stetoskop yang tersingkap kemas di lubang telinga itu diturunkan sebaik sahaja dia selesai melakukan pemeriksaan minor ke dada gua. Dahinya berkerut-kerut memikirkan sesuatu.  Nampak serius benar beliau ketika ini. Kemudian, dia mengeluarkan fail rekod kesihatan gua dari rak fail maklumat pesakit yang terletak di belakang mejanya dan terus meneliti rekod-rekod lawatan gua ke Klinik Kumpulan City sebelum ini.

Bila dia dah pasti tentang apa yang bakal dia hendak katanya, perlahan-lahan dia meloloskan cermin mata beliau dan menggosok-gosok matanya.

“Macam ni lah. Sebenarnya, saya agak curious dengan tahap tekanan darah kamu ni sebenarnya.”

“Tekanan darah saya? Kenapa doc? Kritikal ker masalah ni?” gua pula yang start risau.

“Kalau ikut rekod yang ada dalam fail saya ni, tekanan darah awak ni…tak stabil. Lebih senang cakap, tak menentu!”

Gua tergamam.  Tersandar sekejap gua di kerusi rawatan tu. Perkataan ‘tak stabil’ tu benar-benar buat jiwa gua kucar-kacir.

Balas beliau lagi:

“Dia punya flow macam bermusim tau. Kejap-kejap BP (blood pressure) awak OK. Kejap-kejap ‘atas-pagar’. Kejap-kejap normal. Tu yang saya pelik tu…”

“Tapi sekarang ni, awak punya level dah kembali cecah ‘atas-pagar’. Kenapa ni? Kamu stress dengan kerja ke? ” bentak beliau. Kali ni dia punya tone ada sikit keras.

Rasa macam kelakar pula statement ‘stress dengan kerja’ tu. Gua sekarang memiliki profession yang dah lama gua idam-idamkan.Apa gila gua nak tertekan?  Doktor nie saja cuba nak bikin spekulasi.

“Stress kerja? Heh…tak adalah doktor.” Balas gua tersenyum. Itu jam senyum gua memang penuh dengan denial.

“Habis tu, kenapa blood pressure kamu ni naik mendadak? ”


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Gua terdiam. Pelan-pelan gua tarik nafas kasi gua punya nervous stabil. Bila dah cool segala benda, gua bersuara:

“Biasalah doktor….saya ni fan Arsenal.”

"Laa....yer ke? OK, saya faham...saya faham." balas beliau spontan sambil terkekeh-kekeh menahan ketawa.



Terus dia sign surat MC gua 2 hari tanpa ragu-ragu. 



Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Gurauan Berkasih...#1

Suatu petang, ketika dalam perjalanan balik ke rumah dari opis, tunggangan gua terbantut di persimpangan Jalan Ipoh nak menghala ke Sentul kerana hujan tiba-tiba turun secara lebatnya dengan tiba-tiba. Biasalah, hidup di KL sebagai pengunggang motorsikal ni, memang dah sinonim dengan hujan. Gua laki bini sememangnya dah lali dengan hujan-hujan rahmat sebegini.

Baju kami berdua dah start basah. Trafik di Jalan Ipoh dah start sesak, sampaikan gua yang bermotor ni nak menyelit pun susah. Bini gua yang sedap membonceng di belakang tak habih-habih menepuk bahu gua suruh berhenti kerana beliau takut akan jalanraya yang dah bertukar licin. Demi keselamatan beliau, gua memberhentikan motor di sebuah perhentian bas yang tak dikenali.

“Cemana ni? Baju dah start basah…” tanya Banker yang sedang menggigil kesejukan.

“Tu lah..nak redah tak? Alang-alang baju dah basah?” balas gua sambil menunjukkan jari ekselen.

“Redah? Lu gila ka? Kan hujan lebat tengah jalan tu...?” bentak beliau dengan tone sedikit hangin.

Gua tersenyum.

Setelah keadaan kembali pasrah, gua membalas:

“Alah..takpe. Hujan lebat kat TENGAH jalan. Kat TEPI jalan tak hujan...”



Moral of the story: Tak semua benda kita boleh bergurau...

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