Why can’t you be Friday each day too??

Huarghhh....eventhough it's already Friday, I just don't know why I can't coupe with this environmental happiness. Some says, whenever it's Friday, everything that happens to be pile of boring stuff could easily turns into excitement. Adusss..baru pukul 4:10.. there's still another an hour and 50 minutes to go before we could call it a day. Pusing kiri, En.Mumu tengah asyik layan blog UluKusial dia tuh..pusing belakang, tgk Pradeep tengah dok baca artikel Health & Safety Act (biasa la..dh dia mmg orang safety, xkan nk baca artikel Murai.com plak). Tengok kanan, xde orang (kat seblah kanan gua mmg xde orang pun, dah 2 tahun xde orang nk duduk). Partner smoking gua semuanya keluar gi mencari bisnes..En.Fakhri, En.Mazlan, Kamal..nak lepak tempat A'in, dia tengah bz la plak..biasa la..operations dept., mana penah rilek. Lain la IT dept.Mmg rilek memanjang.But hey! even though orang IT mmg nmpk rilek, tapi bila ada masalah connectivity, server dengan email, huh! x senang duduk jgak ktorang. Seb baik la bilik finance dah betul2 private skang. Kalo x, dh lama gua menyembang dengan Ona dan Kak Mai.

Entah la..nk tido pun line x clear. Baik gua layan questionnaires nie je. At least 'berjalan' jgak otak gua.Tapi, cam sial jer soklan2 dia?

1) What was your pet name when you were a kid?

The thing is, I don't even have a single pet since I was a kid. Bila start lepak dgn geng2 Puchong nie, suka la sket2 kat kucing. Itu pun sebab Beto paksa aku pegang kucing.Tapi, sejak kawan dengan Cik Madu, laaaaaaagi la gua suka kucing. hahahaha...amik ati ke? xde larh..ikhlas nie...*wink! *wink!

2) If we say, we are here to help others, what are the others here for?

It's kinda direct question. As for 'others', I guess they're waiting for our help larh...kot? ( cam poyo jer jawapan aku?)

3) Relate the most funny incident in your life. Or what was the funniest thing you did as a kid?

Funny Incident? hurm...when I studied in Malacca, I was on my way back to my house after CCNA class, and gua eksiden. How I met with that accident? Gua lambat tangan kat Kambing a.k.a Mohd Yazid Mahsol (housemate gua). Time tu, dia nk ke kelas, gua plak dah balik kelas. Tak perasan depan gua ada Wira Aeroback staff fakulti FTMK. Gua bantai bontot keta tu, tapi keta tu x kemek pun. Yang teruk, gua la... Gigi gua patah, rusuk gua rasa cam retak2, moto gua..hurm..hancusss..

(Moral of this story: Fokus betul2 masa kat atas jalan. Jgn dok gatai lambai2 tangan kt orang time bawak moto)

Funniest thing you did as a kid? none. But there's a memory, a terrific scene actually. When I was a kid, (I think darjah 2 kot masa tuh) where 5 of us (gua, Jan, Pyan, Pin dengan Lan Botak) pernah hangin dengan satu anak anjing Uncle Tan yang kerek nie. Everytime ktorang balik dari mandi sungai, dia mesti nk menyalak kt ktorang. Macam bagus jer... Until one day, we managed to catch this sick puppy and we placed it in a sack. We dragged this sack all the way from Uncle Tan's backyard until we reached to an abandoned Rice Factory in Tanjung Berembang. We took out this crazy little monster and we poured a liter of gasoline on it. And Jan torched it with his lighter (this dude happens to be one of the craziest smoker I've ever met,padahal baru darjah 2 tuh!). Just within a second, the puppy covered with flame. It ran towards the pile of sekam (husk) and died there. At the end of this horrific scene, suddenly Jan asked us this stupid question:

'Eh, kita nie nk kena samak ke?'

(sounds funny,eh? alamak........x funny ke?)

4) Which was the naughtiest prank you played in school?

Hahahahahaha.... do I have to answer this question? Errr..errr...banyak sbnarnya. Gua bukan insan yang sempurna. Tapi gua xmo cerita, kang membuka pekung di dada plak.

5) Who was your first crush?

Huuish..bahaya soklan nih. In my term of crush, I preferred it to be called as 'my first love-spark' kot? Gua xde crush kat sape2..gua kan loser dulu? (uwekkkkkk)

6) Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Masa gua kantoi surat cinta dengan mak gua in 1992. 4 hari straight gua kena lecture dgn arwah mak. cheittt!

7) If a bus stops at a bus station, does your work stop at your workstation in office?

Controversial question,mate! I refused to answer that coz' I think it might affect my March bonus. All I can say is, I like working here. Saaaaayang Efogen! *wink!*wink!

8) List five things you would need to survive, if left alone on a deserted island.

5 things? Are you kidding me?naahhhh...I only need one 'lampu aladin' je.Then pufff! everything solved! (kalo la hidup sesenang tu, kan bagus?)

9) What to do if an endangered animal eats endangered plants?

I just don't care. Biarla dia nk makan. kang kalo dia makan korang, korang bising plak..

10) Have you been to jail?

Hapa jenis questionnaires nih?

'PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT....BUT NOBODY'S PERFECT....SO, WHY PRACTICE???'

Hahaha..adios kompresss!!